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Kingmaker Ep. 72: Jinxes & Jabberwocks
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April 27, 2020

Kingmaker Ep. 72: Jinxes & Jabberwocks

BEWARE THE JABBERWOCK, MY SON! THE JAWS THAT BITE! THE CLAWS THAT CATCH! The Season of Bloom is ending... but not before one last legendary fight against one of the most fearsome foes of the First World... the Jabberwock! This monstrous Tane has only rarely had survivors to its monstrous rampages, and it's headed directly for Levet's Crossing; the same place the Kingmakers started their journey through the Stolen Lands five years ago now. Can the Kingmakers protect the town and its people from t...
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Kingmaker Ep. 73: Glades & Goodbyes
May 4, 2020

Kingmaker Ep. 73: Glades & Goodbyes

Every story has a beginning, middle and end... and this one approaches its end. After successfully protecting their kingdom from the interdimensional scourge of the Season of Bloom, the Kingmakers can finally move onto the offence, bringing their fight to the dreaded Green Lady themselves! But with a Fey Queen, that can only mean one thing... leaving their world behind and following her into the First World, the plane of the faeries. But with deadly challenges lying in wait, one question rests o...
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Kingmaker Ep. 74: Frights & Frost Giants
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May 11, 2020

Kingmaker Ep. 74: Frights & Frost Giants

The First World- a plane of overwhelming positive energy, where life sprouts and grows in weird and wild ways. The home of the Fey... and now, the latest stomping ground of the Kingmakers. As our heroes search the untamed wilds for their longtime foe, they must overcome terrible tasks- from giant, pulsing fungus giants, to shadowy ice priests, to unrelenting nightmares... and who knows what the Paths of Peril which line the cursed woods of the Thousandbreaths have in store for our adventurers? I...
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Kingmaker Ep. 75: Worms & Witches
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May 18, 2020

Kingmaker Ep. 75: Worms & Witches

Don't split the party! The frantic advise of many a gamer. But what do you do when the party is split against your wishes? Our heroes are spread through the Thousandbreaths thanks to the nefarious actions of the wicked Nightmare Rook, and now our heroes find themselves split up- with Alden and Ichor facing down the freaky Coagulated Worm Oozes of the Mire, and Kaska alone against the Nightmare Rook itself... will the Kingmakers be able to take down such terrifying threats on their own? Or, divid...
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Kingmaker Ep. 76: Towers & Terrors
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May 25, 2020

Kingmaker Ep. 76: Towers & Terrors

Every time you read a book, there comes a point where you realise you are running out of pages. Will the story be able to end itself with all it has left? It leaves you on the edge of your seat, ready to see the conclusion. And then, sometimes, the last few pages get torn out by a ferocious guardian creature intent on stopping you from finishing the book! Facing off against the pit from which their most deadly foe was once spawned, the Kingmakers must fight and overcome the final monsters which ...
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Kingmaker Ep. 77: Mansions & Mephits
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June 1, 2020

Kingmaker Ep. 77: Mansions & Mephits

ENTER THE FINAL DUNGEON! A House on the Edge of Time looms before the Kingmakers. Filled with wicked fey magic, tragic tales and a flow of time that just doesn't seem to work right, the throne of Nyrissa, the Green Lady, is finally upon our heroes. Faced against the most powerful Fey Queen the Stolen Lands- and maybe the world?- has ever seen, our heroes are filled with fear and tension as they prepare to enter her domain. Just kidding! These guys killed a lich once! A nymph? Pffft! This'll be e...
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Kingmaker Ep. 78: Angels & Anguish
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June 8, 2020

Kingmaker Ep. 78: Angels & Anguish

SHE KILLED A MEPHIT! NOW SHE'S GONE TOO FAR! The Kingmakers continue their exploration of the sprawling mansion of the House at the Edge of Time, seeking out the Green Lady so they can put an end to her reign of terror once and for all! But her cruelty is truly greater than any of our heroes could have accounted for, and each new room they explore while seeking her out brings only new insights into the levels of her villainy. Dead occultists made of worms? Horrific, mutated medusas? Unabashed to...
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Kingmaker Ep. 79: Unicorns & Utopias
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June 15, 2020

Kingmaker Ep. 79: Unicorns & Utopias

Face the fury of the first world! One final opponent stands between the Kingmakers and finally challenging the Green Lady herself- Phomandala, the Wicked Jabbermedusa! Also, two Tane! You know, those powerful fey godlings that practically change the world around them to be like the First World? Like a Jabberwock, but not quite! Actually, Phomandala is like a Jabberwock, but not quite, too... what's with all these bootleg Jabberwocks, huh? Why does Nyrissa have all of these? And more importantly....
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Pride Flag One-Shot: Shrieks & Shivers
June 19, 2020

Pride Flag One-Shot: Shrieks & Shivers

SING FOR ME, MY ANGEL OF MUSIC! In the mist-choked lands of Ustalav, shadows hide unknowable secrets and bumps in the night are rarely coincidences. But when the going gets too spooky to handle... everyone needs a hero to call upon. And who ya gonna call?! In a very special one-shot for Pride Week 2020, in association with Prism Pals and their Pride Flag series, join Dice Will Roll as we take on the mantles of the first Pathfinder Party we ever played! Listen as Angelo Lorrimor the Paladin, Arse...
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Kingmaker Ep. 80: Faerie Queens & Forever Afters
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June 22, 2020

Kingmaker Ep. 80: Faerie Queens & Forever Afters

Once upon a time, there was a wicked queen who lived in a castle deep in the woods. The queen had looked into her future, and there she saw that one day, three heroes would smite her down with a blade made of her own heart. She rose in defiance of her story, and tried fight it, but time and time again, her actions only furthered the tale. Now, with the three heroes she helped to create facing her in her own throne room, the wicked queen now must erase them from their tale and keep herself the tr...
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Kingmaker Retrospective
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June 24, 2020

Kingmaker Retrospective

And they all lived happily ever after. A retrospective, recorded moments after the final episode of Kingmaker. Join us as we cry, think back to how Kingmaker all began, and look to the future for what comes next in Dice Will Roll: Season 2. --- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Doomsday Dawn Ep. 1: Playtests & Peril
July 6, 2020

Doomsday Dawn Ep. 1: Playtests & Peril

Blast from the past! In this very special Dice Will Roll miniseries, we're going back to where the show all began: Doomsday Dawn, an adventure made to playtest Pathfinder 2nd Edition while it was still brand new. Follow the gang as we play the system for the first time with a gallery of unlikely heroes delving into a mysterious tunnel pit beneath the home of a noblewoman in the city of Manigmar. Did we mention there's a tonne of goblins? Yeah, now you're interested. Creeps get rebuffed. Boxes ge...
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Doomsday Dawn Ep. 2: Slimes & Sewers
July 7, 2020

Doomsday Dawn Ep. 2: Slimes & Sewers

It's the second episode of our rerelease of a remastered Pathfinder Playtest, recorded two years ago... and now, we're actually playing Pathinder instead of talking to NPCs! Exciting, right? Our heroes make their way into the Ashen Ossuary beneath the house of a beleaguered noblewoman in search of a stolen artifact... to stop a vampire hobgoblin, or something? I guess? Goblins don't tend to be very reliable narrators, so... whatever, raise your shield and prepare a spell... we're about to get gr...
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Doomsday Dawn Ep. 3: Quasits & Queers
July 8, 2020

Doomsday Dawn Ep. 3: Quasits & Queers

Damn, Dice Will Roll, back at it again with the Doomsday Dawn miniseries! Remastered and rereleased, our heroes venture deeper into the Ashen Ossuary, making some new discoveries and some frankly chilling secrets along the way! Whatever the problem is with this goblin tunnel... it's starting to look less and less like a vampire. And that's not necessarily a good thing! Necks get inspected. Idols get touched. Spell slots get run out. All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest...
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Doomsday Dawn Ep. 4: Statues & Sand
July 9, 2020

Doomsday Dawn Ep. 4: Statues & Sand

What's a good dungeon without a good trap? Traps make the dungeon. And if there's no traps, it's not a dungeon-- it's just a big basement. But there ARE traps in this dungeon, so it isn't a basement at all. What were we talking about, again? Oh, right! Hey, our adventurers are still going through a dungeon. That's what this episode is about! Hopefully there's no terrifying revelations or stuff, that would really ruin this whole experience. Old Friends get met. Heals get requested. Horrors get re...
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Doomsday Dawn Ep. 5: Stars & Strangers
July 10, 2020

Doomsday Dawn Ep. 5: Stars & Strangers

Gross!! Our heroes face off against more than they bargained for in the depths of the Ashen Ossuary. They were prepared for a Hobgoblin, maybe even a Vampire... but this thing isn't either of those! And somehow, the horrific creature they're up against is the least of their worries... is there more going on than meets the eye? Probably, but all our audio was wiped in a Harddrive Crash after this, so YOU'LL never know! Myahahahaha! Nips get shot. Books get read. Secrets get uncovered. All this an...
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Extinction Curse Ep. 1: Carnivals & Clowns
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July 30, 2020

Extinction Curse Ep. 1: Carnivals & Clowns

ROLL UP! ROLL UP! Come one, come all, and see the greatest show on all of Golarion! The Circus of Wayward Wonders has come to town, ready to put on the show of a lifetime and leave behind their turmoil and bring mirth and glee to the hearts of those who see them perform. But as our motley crew of performers, travelers and adventurers get ready for the big show, tragedy strikes... and it becomes apparent that something terrible is afoot. But whoever it is that opposes our heroes, the Wandering Th...
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Extinction Curse Ep. 2: Mice & Music
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Aug. 3, 2020

Extinction Curse Ep. 2: Mice & Music

The show might have ended, but the adventure has only just started! Hot off the tails of a successful show, the Circus of Wayward Wonders now has a new task ahead of them: a murder investigation! Someone tried very hard to ruin the circus performance with lethal consequences, and now the Wandering Three must grab their comically oversized magnifying glasses and crack the case! Who had rats gnaw through the nets? Who unleashed snakes into the stands? And most importantly... who killed our beloved...
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Extinction Curse Ep. 3: Bargains & Boars
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Aug. 10, 2020

Extinction Curse Ep. 3: Bargains & Boars

You have to be pretty desperate to turn to the circus to solve your problems, right? But these seem to be some pretty desperate circumstances indeed! Riding the wave of success from bringing justice to the crimes committed against them, The Circus of Wayward Wonders has even more trouble on their plate when the town hears about their skills and turns to them for help. Missing people? Weird weather? Pigs running amuck?! SHOPPING LISTS? Only one group of people have the talents needed to set thing...
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Extinction Curse Ep. 4: Vandals & Vermleks
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Aug. 17, 2020

Extinction Curse Ep. 4: Vandals & Vermleks

Oh boy, I love going to church! Circuses and churches go hand in hand together, right? Yeah. Yeah! The Wandering Three are checking out some of the weird happenings in the sleepy town of Abberton, from murderous druids to rampaging boars... and apparently, there's a weird smell coming from the local bank-church! That sounds promising! Nothing bad has EVER happened in a church. Weird smells, creepy gravediggers and a load of crashing noises... yup, just normal church stuff all around! Bless yours...
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Extinction Curse Ep. 5: Taverns & Troupes
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Aug. 24, 2020

Extinction Curse Ep. 5: Taverns & Troupes

There's definitely something going on in this town! As the Wandering Three continue their investigation into Abberton, more and more weird stuff keeps coming up. Animals don't usually just run wild like this. Cemeteries don't tend to be demon infested. And now you're telling me that the suspicious number of missing persons aren't just people skipping town? For their next trick, the mystery solving circus will visit seedy bars, check out some sweet deals, and check out who on earth's causing such...
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Extinction Curse Ep. 6: Rivals & Runes
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Aug. 31, 2020

Extinction Curse Ep. 6: Rivals & Runes

ANOTHER circus has come to town?! What the hell! That's bull! What? Boo! Get out of here, you clowns! And not the good type of clowns, like us! The bad type of clowns, like Republicans! Former friends and present foes have shown up on the streets of Abberton, laying claim to the turf that the Circus of Wayward Wonders has already rightfully claimed! But is now really the best time? We're kind of in the middle of investigating a missing persons report or two, and we really don't have a tonne of t...
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Extinction Curse Ep. 6: Rivals & Runes
Extinction Curse Ep. 7: Sanctums & Slurks
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Sept. 7, 2020

Extinction Curse Ep. 7: Sanctums & Slurks

Ah yes, the famed destination of many a circus throughout history: a hermitage filled with demon-worshiping nature cultists! The Wandering Three have uncovered the unsettling truth about the nature of the Hermitage of Blessed Lightning, and need to race to their cliff-side hideout to rescue the hapless mayor who went to investigate them. This is all kind of a lot to put on the shoulders of some traveling entertainers though, right? We just wanted to like, juggle and do sweep flips... surely, onc...
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Extinction Curse Ep. 7: Sanctums & Slurks
Extinction Curse Ep. 8: Demons & Druids
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Sept. 14, 2020

Extinction Curse Ep. 8: Demons & Druids

Raze the lands and grow daisies from the ashes! That's the plan of the cabal of diabolists that our heroes find themselves up against! Infiltrating the Hermitage of Blessed Lightning, the Wandering Three must cleanse this once holy place of abyssal influence if they want to rescue its former leader and stop whatever's going on here... but man, are there a lot of unanswered questions! What's with the ghouls? What are the cultists "trading" sacrifices for? And who's the mysterious, beautiful woman...
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