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May 10, 2021

Extinction Curse Ep. 41: Grief & Grimalkins

"Old Lady Swinten’s broke, and Rogor Swinten can rot in his grave. Should’ve sold me that acre, Rogor, your widow is gonna’ starve. Don’t tell her about Vandy. No, no, no. Now Vandy’s money is blood money. Blood money now. Sh...

April 26, 2021

Extinction Curse Ep. 40: Murders & Mutants

Beat the bad guys! Climb the tower! Get the Aeon Orb! Saving the world is that easy! But what do you do when some complications get thrown your way? Serial killers... Troglodytes... Warlords... You know, the usual! As the Wan...

April 19, 2021

Extinction Curse Ep. 39: Sieges & Serial Killers

Charge! The Wandering Three have found themselves pitted against the forces of evil at the Old Forest Tower where hordes of Xulgath prepare for a showdown against their incoming circus star foes. Might! Mutants! Weird statues...

April 12, 2021

Extinction Curse Ep. 38: Woodlands & Wonders

Come one, come all! For one night only, the Circus of Wayward Wonders is performing in the town of Turpin Rowe during the height of the stump festival! Come watch their aerobatics-themed performance as the performers take on ...

April 05, 2021

Extinction Curse Ep. 37: Dandelions & Dragons

If you go down to the woods tonight... You'll find a hunting pack of Xulgath, preying on innocent lives! The Wandering Three are braving the dangers of the Immenwoods today as they set out to rescue the employees of a forestb...

March 29, 2021

Extinction Curse Ep. 36: Lumber & Lobotomies

TIMBERRRR! The Circus of Wayward Wonders is almost done touring the farmlands of the Swardlands as they arrive in the logging town of Turpin Rowe, just in time for the annual Stump Festival! Games, grub and goodies galore! Bu...

March 22, 2021

Extinction Curse Ep. 35: Bravery & Brigands

Another day, another town thoroughly entertained! Following the successful defeat of the Xulgath at the Liferoot Stone, the Circus of Wayward Wonders is ready to hit the road again for their last spot on their tour of the Swa...

March 15, 2021

Extinction Curse Ep. 34: Statues & Stone Lieges

Caught between a rock and a hard place! The Wandering Three have discovered the crumbling Liferoot Stone where once Dwarven Warlords raised an army to invade the city of Absalom... but now, nothing remains but the Aeon Orb fl...

March 08, 2021

Extinction Curse Ep. 33: Candles & Carnivores

AAAAAHHH! SCARY FAIRY! A gangling monster peers through the woods beyond the edge of the graveyard, its waxy fingers beckoning you to your doom! Surely this folkloric fiend is the most dangerous thing on the rocky outskirts o...

March 01, 2021

Extinction Curse Ep. 32: Orchards & Orbituaries

Over the hills and far away... the Circus of Wayward Wonders is on its way! The Apple Capital of the Inner Sea, Castinlee, is next on the agenda for the tour of the Swardlands, and for a multitude of reasons! Fruit, better th...

February 22, 2021

Extinction Curse Ep. 31: Crystals & Constructs

Machines? Technology? ROBOTS? What the heck! We were told this was just a circus campaign, where's all this scifi junk coming from? As the Wandering Three explore the Wellspring Tower in search of their second Aeon Orb, it be...

February 16, 2021

Extinction Curse Ep. 30: Dancers & Dustclouds

Pugs and pugs and pugs! The town of Matten Cleave is about to watch the show of a lifetime... as are half the shoony population of Fenry! What delights await them? Heavenly music? Flying horses? MONSTER ATTACKS? We've got it ...

February 08, 2021

Extinction Curse Ep. 29: Pastures & Popcorn

Candy! Get your candy here! We got taffy, we got liquorice, we got Monster Energy Drink... and if you stick around, there'll even be a grand circus show this week! The Circus has come to Matten Cleave, the center of a sprawli...

February 01, 2021

Extinction Curse Ep. 28: Shoonies & Shudders

Home on the range! The Wandering Three is taking the wagon trail up to Matten Cleave, a farming town in the Swardlands to put on a good show and look for the elusive Aeon Towers. What amazing sights will they see on the way? ...

January 25, 2021

Extinction Curse Ep. 27: Big Tops & Bull-Men

Down to business! The Circus is at the start of their tour of the Swardlands, beginning in Kerrick, a seaside port and a bustling hub of prosperity! But our heroes have their own business to attend to too; namely, the troubli...

January 18, 2021

Extinction Curse Ep. 26: Farmlands & Funerals

ROAD TRIP! The Circus of Wayward Wonders is taking the show on the road, and heading to the Isle of Kortos! The serene Swardlands await them, an idealistic community of towns, farms and plains that look too beautiful to be re...

January 11, 2021

Extinction Curse Ep. 25: Catfolk & Curtain Calls

COME ONE, COME ALL, TO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SPECTACLE ON THIS SIDE OF ABSALOM: MISTRESS DUSKLIGHT'S CELESTIAL MENAGERIE! We have a very special performance for you tonight: the Circus of Washed Up Wonder's Blundering Three have...

January 04, 2021

Extinction Curse Ep. 24: Mazes & Moon Moles

Enter the Heavenly Gallery, where angels sing and sublime spectacles like no other will shock your very soul! Closing in on the wicked catfolk ringmaster who's kidnapped their friend, the Wandering Three now make their way th...

December 28, 2020

Extinction Curse Ep. 23: Rescues &Revelry

We're here to save our friend! Wait, you want to be rescued too? Jeez, you're the 4th person today who's asked us to do that! What the hell is going on, why do so many people here need to be saved? Could it be that this evil ...

December 21, 2020

Extinction Curse Ep. 22: Satyrs & Sensations

Justice has been done! With evidence against their capricious former employer, the Circus of Wayward Wonders now can live contently knowing that Mistress Dusklight is to be put behind bars for her crimes, and her Celestial Me...

December 16, 2020

Extinction Curse Ep. 21: Chronicles & Crusaders

The past is riddled with secrets long forgotten to man. You are just the latest in a line of countless lives that were more or less like yours, and so is everyone in the world. But you're probably the first one to be a clown ...

December 07, 2020

Extinction Curse Ep. 20: Ghosts & Grails

The dead just won't stay dead, lately. First, wicked dinosaur folk make their way from the bowels of the Earth, bringing bloody extinction with them. Then, the legacy of a dead god slowly comes back to haunt those who outlive...

November 30, 2020

Extinction Curse Ep. 19: Priests & Poltergeists

Back in my day, people used to do things RIGHT! They built GLORIOUS churches to the God of Mankind, and spent all their free time praying to him! Nowadays, they just say that he's dead, and let old forgotten bastions of his f...

November 24, 2020

Extinction Curse Ep. 18: Temples & Twirls

The best way to ignore a problem is to put it away. So how do you ignore the death of the God your nation was sworn to worship? You put it away. Beneath the city of Escadar lies a sprawling undercity of temples and churches o...