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Kingmaker Retrospective

June 24, 2020

And they all lived happily ever after. A retrospective, recorded moments after the final episode of Kingmaker. Join us as we cry, think back to how Kingmaker all began, and look to the future for what comes next in Dice Will…

Kingmaker Ep. 80: Faerie Queens & Forever Afters

June 22, 2020

Once upon a time, there was a wicked queen who lived in a castle deep in the woods. The queen had looked into her future, and there she saw that one day, three heroes would smite her down with a blade made of her own heart. …

Kingmaker Ep. 79: Unicorns & Utopias

June 15, 2020

Face the fury of the first world! One final opponent stands between the Kingmakers and finally challenging the Green Lady herself- Phomandala, the Wicked Jabbermedusa! Also, two Tane! You know, those powerful fey godlings th…

Kingmaker Ep. 78: Angels & Anguish

June 8, 2020

SHE KILLED A MEPHIT! NOW SHE'S GONE TOO FAR! The Kingmakers continue their exploration of the sprawling mansion of the House at the Edge of Time, seeking out the Green Lady so they can put an end to her reign of terror once …

Kingmaker Ep. 77: Mansions & Mephits

June 1, 2020

ENTER THE FINAL DUNGEON! A House on the Edge of Time looms before the Kingmakers. Filled with wicked fey magic, tragic tales and a flow of time that just doesn't seem to work right, the throne of Nyrissa, the Green Lady, is …

Kingmaker Ep. 76: Towers & Terrors

May 25, 2020

Every time you read a book, there comes a point where you realise you are running out of pages. Will the story be able to end itself with all it has left? It leaves you on the edge of your seat, ready to see the conclusion. …

Kingmaker Ep. 75: Worms & Witches

May 18, 2020

Don't split the party! The frantic advise of many a gamer. But what do you do when the party is split against your wishes? Our heroes are spread through the Thousandbreaths thanks to the nefarious actions of the wicked Night…

Kingmaker Ep. 74: Frights & Frost Giants

May 11, 2020

The First World- a plane of overwhelming positive energy, where life sprouts and grows in weird and wild ways. The home of the Fey... and now, the latest stomping ground of the Kingmakers. As our heroes search the untamed wi…

Kingmaker Ep. 71: Dragons & Doomsdays

April 20, 2020

There comes a time in every adventurer's life that they must take their sword and live out the fantasy of every legendary hero... slay a dragon! And while all this is well and good... isn't the task before the Kingmakers tod…

Kingmaker Ep. 70: Gardens & Goblins

April 15, 2020

Boom! Boom! The Season of the Bloom is starting to draw close to the end, and our heroes have finally awoken their most powerful weapon yet. Nothing can stop the Kingmakers now! But the fight is far from over yet; as much r…

Kingmaker Ep. 69: Hulks & Horrors

April 6, 2020

An adventuring party is only as good as their recurring villain, sure... but what do you do when a villain just won't stay dead? The Kingmakers delve more into the story of Count Ranalc, the banished Fey Lord, and run into a…

Kingmaker Ep. 68: Mires & Mysteries

March 30, 2020

Please, can we have just one day to relax? The Season of Bloom marches forward, bringing with it new weirdness that alters reality as we know it. Fresh out of the Frozen Bloom, our heroes have a few questions they want to as…

Kingmaker Ep. 66: Ravens & Requiems

March 16, 2020

Oh, thank goodness, it was all merely a dream! And everyone knows dreams are never, ever, ever significant! The city of St. Gilmorg is beset upon by fiendish nightmares that seem somehow all too real, and our heroes smell a …

Kingmaker Ep. 65: Wails & Wild Hunts

March 9, 2020

Sometimes, there's no stranger sound than silence. When you're waiting for the inevitable- in this case, the appearance of a reality-shifting Bloom that threatens to batter down the walls between reality and the realm of the…

Kingmaker Ep. 64: Briars & Blooms

March 2, 2020

Once upon a time, there was a little girl who was also a sword. The Kingmakers have come home triumphant from the War of the River Kings, but they have no time to rest- they've been informed that the Wicked Fey Queen, Nyriss…

Kingmaker Ep. 63: Swords & Steam

Feb. 24, 2020

Progress Marches On! The Kingmakers find themselves finally face to face with King Castruccio Irovetti, Lord of Pitax and Longtime Rival of the Kingmakers. With an immense, Steam-Powered Clockwork Serpent, weapons and tools…

Kingmaker Ep. 62: Fiends & Furnaces

Feb. 17, 2020

Throw some coal on the fire! The Kingmakers find themselves reunited with some old friends, but the danger isn't over yet. Before they can escape the Cruel Clockwork Castle and end the War of the River Kings once and for all…

Kingmaker Ep. 61: Oni & Oozes

Feb. 10, 2020

Welcome to the world of tomorrow! Our daring heroes find themselves in the Clockwork Castle in search of friends, foes and answers. Where did you put our companions? How do we shut off this machine? And what's the deal with …

Kingmaker Ep. 60: Clockwork & Conquerors

Feb. 3, 2020

To battle! The Army of Kilcela has garnered some powerful allies throughout the Glennebon Uplands, from old foes to towering giants. But now that they've garnered enough strength, they're finally ready to take on the might o…

Kingmaker Ep. 58: Forests & Ferocity

Jan. 20, 2020

Into the belly of the beast we go! The Kingmakers continue to wage war against the Clockwork Kingdom of Pitax, and in order to overwhelm their mechanical foes and their twisted king, they must undermine his allies. And to do…

Kingmaker Ep. 56: Myths & Monasteries

Jan. 6, 2020

To arms! The Kingmakers have won their first major victory in the War of the River Kings, having saved the little town of Littletown from the maws of the wyverns. The battle may be won, but the war is far from over, and now …

Kingmaker Ep. 55: Wizards & Wyverns

Dec. 30, 2019

Of course, you realize, this means war! Betrayed by the Bandit Kingdom of Pitax, the Kingmakers find themselves back in St. Gilmorg, only to find it overrun by clockwork soldiers hellbent on reducing the city to rubble! With…

Kingmaker Holiday Special: Fair Folk & Festivities

Dec. 23, 2019

Ho Ho Ho! During the bleak winter nights of the end of the year , the Fey of the Kingdom of Kilcela bring all the good little girls and boys gifts as a sign of good-will and peace. But lo and behold, this year, the unthinkab…

Kingmaker Ep. 54: Secrets & Scepters

Dec. 16, 2019

When the going gets tough, the party puts their hands on their hips and expresses total disbelief at how garbage the situation is, before sighing in resignation and doing it anyway. After the Kingmaker's top athlete is poiso…

Kingmaker Ep. 53: Archery & Axes

Dec. 10, 2019

On your marks! The Rushlight Tournament swings into action, and so too must our heroes! Taking the place of athletes to win the mighty Rod of Lordly Might for Kilcela, the Kingmakers find themselves pitted against the best a…

Kingmaker Ep. 52: Brewers & Bookstores

Dec. 2, 2019

Sports Festival Arc! Every good adventure should have one! But when you're invited there by a pompous King with a potential vendetta against your own and your list of events gets "lost in the mail"... are you really here to …

Kingmaker Ep. 51: Thrones & Tournaments

Nov. 25, 2019

Are we going to need a vacation from this vacation? It's been a long year for the Kingmakers since the defeat of the reborn Barbarian King, and Kilcela has grown to embrace the status of a true River Kingdom. So much so, tha…

Kingmaker Ep. 50: Weapons & Warlords

Nov. 18, 2019

What does it mean to be a hero? To some, it might be to do good for your people, no matter what. To others, it's an insatiable hunt for glory. It could very well come to be that two heroes might find themselves in direct opp…

Kingmaker Ep. 49: Golems & Glory

Nov. 11, 2019

You might think you're tough. You might have slain monsters, saved villages and kicked butt. But you didn't do it in the Tomb of Trials, and the Tomb Master didn't see it, so it didn't count! Now PROVE yourself! The Kingmake…

Kingmaker Ep. 48: Hexes & Hordes

Nov. 4, 2019

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. And certainly, when you're facing off against tens of hundreds of brutal barbarians guarding the entrance to the final resting place of the Stolen Lands most dangerous superweapon, it's ve…

Kingmaker Ep. 47: Slashers & Serenades

Oct. 28, 2019

In the life of an adventurer, there's never really a chance to catch your breath, is there? After being tossed off a cliff by a vicious Barbarian Warlord, the Kingmakers decide to regroup and return to St. Gilmorg and plan o…

Kingmaker Ep. 46: Barghests & Broadswords

Oct. 21, 2019

Many a tale begins with the sight of an enchanting maiden bathing beneath a waterfall under the moonlight. Now, take that, and imagine that instead of a beautiful young lady it's actually a huge beefcake of a guy, and also, …

Kingmaker Ep. 45: Barons & Babblings

Oct. 14, 2019

STORM THE CASTLE! The battle cry of so many brave heroes who're ready to die for a cause. Or, like in our case, the panicked yells of a group of adventurers who aren't quite as sneaky as they thought they were coming up with…

Kingmaker Ep. 44: Hags & Half-Bloods

Oct. 7, 2019

We've all dealt with pests in the basement before. Possums. Raccoons. Your greasy son who just won't stop playing video games and get a job. But Hags?! That's a different story altogether! The Kingmakers face off against a c…

Kingmaker Ep. 43: Puddings & Passageways

Sept. 30, 2019

A leader's duty is to serve their people, but in their greed, so many kings believe that their people are there to serve them instead. When that happens, it's time to revolt! The time to topple the Mad Baron of Fort Drelev i…

Kingmaker Ep. 42: Grottoes & Guises

Sept. 23, 2019

Being an adventurer is easy! When you have a problem, just swing your sword at it until it dies. For example, say you're in a swampy cave, and a horrible tortoise creature rises from the depths and tries eat you. What do you…

Kingmaker Ep. 40: Fumbles & Frogfolk

Sept. 9, 2019

A mission of intrigue requires everything to go right. It takes skills, guts, and stealth to get in and out without being spotted. Or, alternatively, you could be infiltrating the caves of some grossly incompetent Boggards w…

Kingmaker Ep. 39: Bog Mummies & Bullywugs

Sept. 3, 2019

Culture Shock! Whenever you visit a new place, you're bound to find a few customs you're unused to. But what's with everyone here in the swamp trying to drown us to please their assorted gods? Our heroes venture deeper into …

Kingmaker Ep. 38: Marshes & Marauders

Aug. 26, 2019

You know how the traditional saying goes- when someone sends an invasion force to conquer a small town on the border of our kingdom, we need to find out who's behind it, why they did it and how to stop them from doing it aga…

Kingmaker Ep. 37: Rivers & Raiders

Aug. 19, 2019

The Duchy of Kilcela has entered a period of peace and prosperity over the last year; the nation has expanded, its leaders risen in fame for their legendary feats and you know what? Tourism is doing pretty good too. But when…

Kingmaker Ep. 36: Liches & Lairs

Aug. 12, 2019

It all ends here. After weeks of investigating horrors and heresy, the Kingmakers have finally found themselves face to face with the culprit of all the misfortunes which have plagued Varnhold and its people. An ancient, bey…

Kingmaker Ep. 35: Crypts & Corpses

Aug. 5, 2019

Imagine your worst nightmare, and picture yourself facing it. Pretty bad, right? Now imagine that you not only have to take care of it yourself, but there's a spunky teen there, and you need to protect them too. Now you can …

Kingmaker Ep. 34: Daemons & Doom

Aug. 2, 2019

Tombs. Standard adventure fodder. You go in, fight some skeletons, get the loot, leave and tell tale of your story. But this one feels... different. Our heroes must delve into the tomb hidden in a tall rock formation hidden…

Kingmaker Ep. 33: Tengus & Tombs

July 29, 2019

They say that there's no place like home, and you know what? Whoever said that was right. After fighting horrific soul eating Daemons, alien bug-monsters and living shadows, the Kingmakers are getting mighty worn out by all …

Kingmaker Ep. 32: Obelisks & Omens

July 26, 2019

En-route to the dreaded Valley of the Dead in search of answers into their ongoing investigation of the lost colony, our brave heroes are scaling mountains and wandering through the wilds. But after meeting a particularly un…

Kingmaker Ep. 31: Specters & Spiders

July 22, 2019

A lonely log cabin, isolated in the middle of a mountain range, not far from the site of a mass disappearance. Anyone who's watched horror movies ever should know to be wary of some place like this. Thankfully, horror movies…

Kingmaker Ep. 30: Centaurs & Cinders

July 18, 2019

The Butler did it! Mystery solved! If only it was that easy. Our anxiety-ridden explorers search for answers in their ongoing investigation into the Varnhold Vanishing, armed with precious little knowledge, some shoddy testi…

Kingmaker Ep. 29: Spriggans & Screams

July 15, 2019

They say not to judge a book by its cover, but maybe they should also say not to judge a gnome by its height! Our heroes have come across a camp of ghastly Spriggans- grey skinned, hairless gnomes with a tendency to make mou…

Kingmaker Ep. 28: Villages & Vanishings

July 11, 2019

Knock knock! Anyone home? No? Huh. When a single house does this, it's a normal afternoon- the residents might be out having a picnic, going on a hike, practicing wizardry or something. But when a whole city has been complet…

Kingmaker Ep. 27: Dukes & Dire Wolves

July 8, 2019

Winter comes to the Duchy of Kilcela, a rising nation starting to gain fame around the Stolen Lands for its victories against the beasts and bandits which once plagued its lands. From the hilltop city of St. Gilmorg, to the …