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Dec. 16, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 54: Secrets & Scepters

When the going gets tough, the party puts their hands on their hips and expresses total disbelief at how garbage the situation is, before sighing in resignation and doing it anyway. After the Kingmaker's top athlete is poiso…
Dec. 10, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 53: Archery & Axes

On your marks! The Rushlight Tournament swings into action, and so too must our heroes! Taking the place of athletes to win the mighty Rod of Lordly Might for Kilcela, the Kingmakers find themselves pitted against the best a…
Dec. 2, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 52: Brewers & Bookstores

Sports Festival Arc! Every good adventure should have one! But when you're invited there by a pompous King with a potential vendetta against your own and your list of events gets "lost in the mail"... are you really here to …
Nov. 25, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 51: Thrones & Tournaments

Are we going to need a vacation from this vacation? It's been a long year for the Kingmakers since the defeat of the reborn Barbarian King, and Kilcela has grown to embrace the status of a true River Kingdom. So much so, tha…
Nov. 18, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 50: Weapons & Warlords

What does it mean to be a hero? To some, it might be to do good for your people, no matter what. To others, it's an insatiable hunt for glory. It could very well come to be that two heroes might find themselves in direct opp…
Nov. 11, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 49: Golems & Glory

You might think you're tough. You might have slain monsters, saved villages and kicked butt. But you didn't do it in the Tomb of Trials, and the Tomb Master didn't see it, so it didn't count! Now PROVE yourself! The Kingmake…
Nov. 4, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 48: Hexes & Hordes

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. And certainly, when you're facing off against tens of hundreds of brutal barbarians guarding the entrance to the final resting place of the Stolen Lands most dangerous superweapon, it's ve…
Oct. 28, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 47: Slashers & Serenades

In the life of an adventurer, there's never really a chance to catch your breath, is there? After being tossed off a cliff by a vicious Barbarian Warlord, the Kingmakers decide to regroup and return to St. Gilmorg and plan o…
Oct. 21, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 46: Barghests & Broadswords

Many a tale begins with the sight of an enchanting maiden bathing beneath a waterfall under the moonlight. Now, take that, and imagine that instead of a beautiful young lady it's actually a huge beefcake of a guy, and also, …
Oct. 14, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 45: Barons & Babblings

STORM THE CASTLE! The battle cry of so many brave heroes who're ready to die for a cause. Or, like in our case, the panicked yells of a group of adventurers who aren't quite as sneaky as they thought they were coming up with…
Oct. 7, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 44: Hags & Half-Bloods

We've all dealt with pests in the basement before. Possums. Raccoons. Your greasy son who just won't stop playing video games and get a job. But Hags?! That's a different story altogether! The Kingmakers face off against a c…
Sept. 30, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 43: Puddings & Passageways

A leader's duty is to serve their people, but in their greed, so many kings believe that their people are there to serve them instead. When that happens, it's time to revolt! The time to topple the Mad Baron of Fort Drelev i…
Sept. 23, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 42: Grottoes & Guises

Being an adventurer is easy! When you have a problem, just swing your sword at it until it dies. For example, say you're in a swampy cave, and a horrible tortoise creature rises from the depths and tries eat you. What do you…
Sept. 9, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 40: Fumbles & Frogfolk

A mission of intrigue requires everything to go right. It takes skills, guts, and stealth to get in and out without being spotted. Or, alternatively, you could be infiltrating the caves of some grossly incompetent Boggards w…
Sept. 3, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 39: Bog Mummies & Bullywugs

Culture Shock! Whenever you visit a new place, you're bound to find a few customs you're unused to. But what's with everyone here in the swamp trying to drown us to please their assorted gods? Our heroes venture deeper into …
Aug. 26, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 38: Marshes & Marauders

You know how the traditional saying goes- when someone sends an invasion force to conquer a small town on the border of our kingdom, we need to find out who's behind it, why they did it and how to stop them from doing it aga…
Aug. 19, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 37: Rivers & Raiders

The Duchy of Kilcela has entered a period of peace and prosperity over the last year; the nation has expanded, its leaders risen in fame for their legendary feats and you know what? Tourism is doing pretty good too. But when…
Aug. 12, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 36: Liches & Lairs

It all ends here. After weeks of investigating horrors and heresy, the Kingmakers have finally found themselves face to face with the culprit of all the misfortunes which have plagued Varnhold and its people. An ancient, bey…
Aug. 5, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 35: Crypts & Corpses

Imagine your worst nightmare, and picture yourself facing it. Pretty bad, right? Now imagine that you not only have to take care of it yourself, but there's a spunky teen there, and you need to protect them too. Now you can …
Aug. 2, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 34: Daemons & Doom

Tombs. Standard adventure fodder. You go in, fight some skeletons, get the loot, leave and tell tale of your story. But this one feels... different. Our heroes must delve into the tomb hidden in a tall rock formation hidden…
July 29, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 33: Tengus & Tombs

They say that there's no place like home, and you know what? Whoever said that was right. After fighting horrific soul eating Daemons, alien bug-monsters and living shadows, the Kingmakers are getting mighty worn out by all …
July 26, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 32: Obelisks & Omens

En-route to the dreaded Valley of the Dead in search of answers into their ongoing investigation of the lost colony, our brave heroes are scaling mountains and wandering through the wilds. But after meeting a particularly un…
July 22, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 31: Specters & Spiders

A lonely log cabin, isolated in the middle of a mountain range, not far from the site of a mass disappearance. Anyone who's watched horror movies ever should know to be wary of some place like this. Thankfully, horror movies…
July 18, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 30: Centaurs & Cinders

The Butler did it! Mystery solved! If only it was that easy. Our anxiety-ridden explorers search for answers in their ongoing investigation into the Varnhold Vanishing, armed with precious little knowledge, some shoddy testi…