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August 05, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 35: Crypts & Corpses

Imagine your worst nightmare, and picture yourself facing it. Pretty bad, right? Now imagine that you not only have to take care of it yourself, but there's a spunky teen there, and you need to protect them too. Now you can i...

August 02, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 34: Daemons & Doom

Tombs. Standard adventure fodder. You go in, fight some skeletons, get the loot, leave and tell tale of your story. But this one feels... different. Our heroes must delve into the tomb hidden in a tall rock formation hidden ...

July 29, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 33: Tengus & Tombs

They say that there's no place like home, and you know what? Whoever said that was right. After fighting horrific soul eating Daemons, alien bug-monsters and living shadows, the Kingmakers are getting mighty worn out by all t...

July 26, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 32: Obelisks & Omens

En-route to the dreaded Valley of the Dead in search of answers into their ongoing investigation of the lost colony, our brave heroes are scaling mountains and wandering through the wilds. But after meeting a particularly unu...

July 22, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 31: Specters & Spiders

A lonely log cabin, isolated in the middle of a mountain range, not far from the site of a mass disappearance. Anyone who's watched horror movies ever should know to be wary of some place like this. Thankfully, horror movies ...

July 18, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 30: Centaurs & Cinders

The Butler did it! Mystery solved! If only it was that easy. Our anxiety-ridden explorers search for answers in their ongoing investigation into the Varnhold Vanishing, armed with precious little knowledge, some shoddy testim...

July 15, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 29: Spriggans & Screams

They say not to judge a book by its cover, but maybe they should also say not to judge a gnome by its height! Our heroes have come across a camp of ghastly Spriggans- grey skinned, hairless gnomes with a tendency to make moun...

July 11, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 28: Villages & Vanishings

Knock knock! Anyone home? No? Huh. When a single house does this, it's a normal afternoon- the residents might be out having a picnic, going on a hike, practicing wizardry or something. But when a whole city has been complete...

July 08, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 27: Dukes & Dire Wolves

Winter comes to the Duchy of Kilcela, a rising nation starting to gain fame around the Stolen Lands for its victories against the beasts and bandits which once plagued its lands. From the hilltop city of St. Gilmorg, to the f...

July 05, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 26: Tyrants & Titans

For months, the Barony of Kilcela, a newfound nation of heroes and adventurers alike, has been harassed by a shadow of itself- Kongerike, the Kingdom of Monsters. Lead by Hargulka, the Troll King, Kongerike has sent wolves to...

July 01, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 25: Hermits & Hodags

My mother always told me to help older folks, that they'd lived long lives and deserved respect. What does she expect me to do when the old man we just met in the woods is not only shrieking and cackling as he tries gut us wi...

June 28, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 24: Battles & Brutes

A hero's job is to fight evil with your allies. A group of mercenaries duel against a dragon to steal its hoard. Explorers fight off hungry undead as they explore uncharted crypts. But when you're up against two dozen giant t...

June 24, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 23: Cults & Cavalries

Do you ever see someone, and your heart just stops, and you know that this- this perfect being- this is what your whole life has been leading up to? All the pain, the anxiety, the stress of existing on this mortal plane, it w...

June 20, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 22: Rage & Ruins

Sibling rivalries suck! But there really is a difference between your sister stealing your shirt and your brother rising from the dead to slay you for not burying you with his legendary sword. What a jerk, right? Get over it!...

June 17, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 21: Moms & Monsters

There are several truths in this world. When something goes up, it must come down. Everything that has a beginning also has an end. When your mom says she wants to do something, you must do so. Well, okay, the last one isn't ...

June 13, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 20: Worgs & Warrents

Huff! Puff! Howl-Of-The-North-Wind, a monstrous talking wolf, has come to the kingdom of Kilcela, and he's lured its leaders into a trap! And if that weren't bad enough, he's apparently in kahoots with the evil Troll King fro...

June 10, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 19: Howls & Heroes

Daring quests. Heroic journeys. Brave adventures. All of these are great and all, but... on top of ruling your own kingdom, it can get kind of draining to keep doing all those things. Sometimes, you just need to relax! Whethe...

June 03, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 18: Reptiles & Revenge

For those in the adventuring business, there's two cardinal rules- don't split the party, and don't let your most powerful foes get away. But you know, mistakes can get made! So what if you accidentally let both happen at onc...

May 27, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 17: Swamps & Spirits

One of the best things about ruling a kingdom is watching it bloom. Farms, towns, cities all rising up from nothing- pretty neat! But with every kingdom comes myths and legends, and when one myth seemingly comes true and star...

May 20, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 16: Farms & Faerie Dragons

When you're ruling your own kingdom, you need to keep an ear to the ground and listen to what the people have to say. For some kings, that means you must slay the dragon which plagues their village. Some queens must wage war ...

May 13, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 15: Waltzes & Wickedness

In the dark, dark forest, there is a dark, dark castle- and a formidable foe who lives at the top tier of its tower! The fabled Green Lady is said to lurk among the ancient ruins of this Elven keep, spinning a web of mysterio...

May 06, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 14: Quests & Quicklings

Deep in the woods, our heroes are solving problems, completing tasks and finishing quests upon quests upon quests- as adventurers are supposed to! But as they make their way deeper into the Narlmarches and discover an ancient...

April 29, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 13: Trees & Travellers

Strange things are said to lurk in the woods... monsters, ruins... but more importantly, quests, and lots of them. Maybe that's why our heroes are finding themselves going deeper and deeper into the wild woods of the Narlmarc...

April 22, 2019

Kingmaker Ep. 12: Kobolds & Kingdoms

One year has passed since the defeat of the villainous Bandit King, the Stag Lord, and in that time our heroes have raised their own barony from the brambles to rule. Towns, farms, mines- the Kingmakers are making their mark ...