Episodes

Kingmaker Ep. 23: Cults & Cavalries

June 24, 2019

Do you ever see someone, and your heart just stops, and you know that this- this perfect being- this is what your whole life has been leading up to? All the pain, the anxiety, the stress of existing on this mortal plane, it was all worth it to meet this person? That's what it's like to look at a ho…

Kingmaker Ep. 22: Rage & Ruins

June 20, 2019

Sibling rivalries suck! But there really is a difference between your sister stealing your shirt and your brother rising from the dead to slay you for not burying you with his legendary sword. What a jerk, right? Get over it! You don't even need the sword anymore! Why not allow some daring adventur…

Kingmaker Ep. 21: Moms & Monsters

June 17, 2019

There are several truths in this world. When something goes up, it must come down. Everything that has a beginning also has an end. When your mom says she wants to do something, you must do so. Well, okay, the last one isn't necessarily universally applicable, but in the case of one of our dear her…

Kingmaker Ep. 20: Worgs & Warrents

June 13, 2019

Huff! Puff! Howl-Of-The-North-Wind, a monstrous talking wolf, has come to the kingdom of Kilcela, and he's lured its leaders into a trap! And if that weren't bad enough, he's apparently in kahoots with the evil Troll King from the South? But fear not- once our heroes slay this fearsome worg and his…

Kingmaker Ep. 19: Howls & Heroes

June 10, 2019

Daring quests. Heroic journeys. Brave adventures. All of these are great and all, but... on top of ruling your own kingdom, it can get kind of draining to keep doing all those things. Sometimes, you just need to relax! Whether it's going out visiting fancy shops or going for a drink and meeting up …

Kingmaker Ep. 18: Reptiles & Revenge

June 3, 2019

For those in the adventuring business, there's two cardinal rules- don't split the party, and don't let your most powerful foes get away. But you know, mistakes can get made! So what if you accidentally let both happen at once? Quite a lot, apparently. On a mission to save a child from a tribe of l…

Kingmaker Ep. 17: Swamps & Spirits

May 27, 2019

One of the best things about ruling a kingdom is watching it bloom. Farms, towns, cities all rising up from nothing- pretty neat! But with every kingdom comes myths and legends, and when one myth seemingly comes true and startles the locals by snatching someone away... well, that's all sorts of spo…

Kingmaker Ep. 16: Farms & Faerie Dragons

May 20, 2019

When you're ruling your own kingdom, you need to keep an ear to the ground and listen to what the people have to say. For some kings, that means you must slay the dragon which plagues their village. Some queens must wage war against fiendish demons which stalk the night, hunting the citizens of the…

Kingmaker Ep. 15: Waltzes & Wickedness

May 13, 2019

In the dark, dark forest, there is a dark, dark castle- and a formidable foe who lives at the top tier of its tower! The fabled Green Lady is said to lurk among the ancient ruins of this Elven keep, spinning a web of mysterious plots and killing unicorns and stuff. But... wait, are we sure it's her…

Kingmaker Ep. 14: Quests & Quicklings

May 6, 2019

Deep in the woods, our heroes are solving problems, completing tasks and finishing quests upon quests upon quests- as adventurers are supposed to! But as they make their way deeper into the Narlmarches and discover an ancient ruin from a long forgotten era, they of course drop everything to explore…

Kingmaker Ep. 13: Trees & Travellers

April 29, 2019

Strange things are said to lurk in the woods... monsters, ruins... but more importantly, quests, and lots of them. Maybe that's why our heroes are finding themselves going deeper and deeper into the wild woods of the Narlmarches- on the hunt for adventure, they find more than they bargained for- mo…

Kingmaker Ep. 12: Kobolds & Kingdoms

April 22, 2019

One year has passed since the defeat of the villainous Bandit King, the Stag Lord, and in that time our heroes have raised their own barony from the brambles to rule. Towns, farms, mines- the Kingmakers are making their mark on history with their own Kingdom: Kilcela. But when strange rumours about…

Kingmaker Ep. 11: Stags & Skulls

April 15, 2019

Our fledgling heroes face their toughest challenge yet. Behind enemy lines, deep in the fortress of the brutal bandit king known as The Stag Lord, Alden, Ichor and Kaska must think fast if they want to save the wild Stolen Lands from a crusade of criminals destroying everything in their path. And i…

Kingmaker Ep. 10: Twists & Thickets

April 8, 2019

In the wild world of Golarion, heroes have many callings. Some go crusading against demons which pour into the world through cracks in the fabric of reality. Others fight for freedom, liberating their cities from the oppressive rule of diabolic empires. But here in the Stolen Lands? They go berry p…

Kingmaker Ep. 9: Wyrms & Wanderers

April 1, 2019

After days of searching through the craggy forests of the Narlmarches, our heroes have finally hunted down their quarry: Tatzylwyrms! Fighting the snake-like dragons at a ford deep in the woods, the party quickly realizes that the poisonous gasps of the Tatzylwyrms are more than enough to be a cred…

Kingmaker Ep. 8: Fables & Fey

March 25, 2019

Our explorers of the Stolen Lands are on the hunt: they're looking for the monstrous Tatzylwyrm, a snake-like dragon which is rumoured to lurk along the rivers of the Greenbelt! However, as per usual, stuff gets in the way- some tricksters toy with them, they tell each other their pasts, and become…

Kingmaker Ep. 7: Ales & Adventurers

March 18, 2019

So, a druid, a fighter and a bard walk into a temple, right? And there's a massive bear, yeah? Except it doesn't seem to really be a bear, and it's like, half covered in moss, and is maybe kinda some sort of monster? And then the barkeeper says "Why the long face!" Ha! Regardless, our heroes contin…

Kingmaker Ep. 6: Boggards & Beasts

March 11, 2019

Armed with new knowledge of their foes that make them look even more inept than before, our valiant travellers bide their time and venture into the woods in search of a secret lost temple, forgotten through the ages. However, as they make their way through the forests of the Greenbelt, they realize…