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Kingmaker Ep. 49: Golems & Glory

Nov. 11, 2019

You might think you're tough. You might have slain monsters, saved villages and kicked butt. But you didn't do it in the Tomb of Trials, and the Tomb Master didn't see it, so it didn't count! Now PROVE yourself! The Kingmake…

Kingmaker Ep. 48: Hexes & Hordes

Nov. 4, 2019

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. And certainly, when you're facing off against tens of hundreds of brutal barbarians guarding the entrance to the final resting place of the Stolen Lands most dangerous superweapon, it's ve…

Kingmaker Ep. 47: Slashers & Serenades

Oct. 28, 2019

In the life of an adventurer, there's never really a chance to catch your breath, is there? After being tossed off a cliff by a vicious Barbarian Warlord, the Kingmakers decide to regroup and return to St. Gilmorg and plan o…

Kingmaker Ep. 46: Barghests & Broadswords

Oct. 21, 2019

Many a tale begins with the sight of an enchanting maiden bathing beneath a waterfall under the moonlight. Now, take that, and imagine that instead of a beautiful young lady it's actually a huge beefcake of a guy, and also, …

Kingmaker Ep. 45: Barons & Babblings

Oct. 14, 2019

STORM THE CASTLE! The battle cry of so many brave heroes who're ready to die for a cause. Or, like in our case, the panicked yells of a group of adventurers who aren't quite as sneaky as they thought they were coming up with…

Kingmaker Ep. 44: Hags & Half-Bloods

Oct. 7, 2019

We've all dealt with pests in the basement before. Possums. Raccoons. Your greasy son who just won't stop playing video games and get a job. But Hags?! That's a different story altogether! The Kingmakers face off against a c…

Kingmaker Ep. 43: Puddings & Passageways

Sept. 30, 2019

A leader's duty is to serve their people, but in their greed, so many kings believe that their people are there to serve them instead. When that happens, it's time to revolt! The time to topple the Mad Baron of Fort Drelev i…

Kingmaker Ep. 42: Grottoes & Guises

Sept. 23, 2019

Being an adventurer is easy! When you have a problem, just swing your sword at it until it dies. For example, say you're in a swampy cave, and a horrible tortoise creature rises from the depths and tries eat you. What do you…

Kingmaker Ep. 41: Serpents & Storytellers

Sept. 16, 2019

The best way to make friends with someone is to do something that they'll like. Usually that means offering to listen to someone's interests, maybe buy them a nice cake or something- but in the case of the Cruel, Swamp-Dwell…

Kingmaker Ep. 40: Fumbles & Frogfolk

Sept. 9, 2019

A mission of intrigue requires everything to go right. It takes skills, guts, and stealth to get in and out without being spotted. Or, alternatively, you could be infiltrating the caves of some grossly incompetent Boggards w…

Kingmaker Ep. 39: Bog Mummies & Bullywugs

Sept. 3, 2019

Culture Shock! Whenever you visit a new place, you're bound to find a few customs you're unused to. But what's with everyone here in the swamp trying to drown us to please their assorted gods? Our heroes venture deeper into …

Kingmaker Ep. 38: Marshes & Marauders

Aug. 26, 2019

You know how the traditional saying goes- when someone sends an invasion force to conquer a small town on the border of our kingdom, we need to find out who's behind it, why they did it and how to stop them from doing it aga…

Kingmaker Ep. 37: Rivers & Raiders

Aug. 19, 2019

The Duchy of Kilcela has entered a period of peace and prosperity over the last year; the nation has expanded, its leaders risen in fame for their legendary feats and you know what? Tourism is doing pretty good too. But when…

Kingmaker Ep. 36: Liches & Lairs

Aug. 12, 2019

It all ends here. After weeks of investigating horrors and heresy, the Kingmakers have finally found themselves face to face with the culprit of all the misfortunes which have plagued Varnhold and its people. An ancient, bey…

Kingmaker Ep. 35: Crypts & Corpses

Aug. 5, 2019

Imagine your worst nightmare, and picture yourself facing it. Pretty bad, right? Now imagine that you not only have to take care of it yourself, but there's a spunky teen there, and you need to protect them too. Now you can …

Kingmaker Ep. 34: Daemons & Doom

Aug. 2, 2019

Tombs. Standard adventure fodder. You go in, fight some skeletons, get the loot, leave and tell tale of your story. But this one feels... different. Our heroes must delve into the tomb hidden in a tall rock formation hidden…

Kingmaker Ep. 33: Tengus & Tombs

July 29, 2019

They say that there's no place like home, and you know what? Whoever said that was right. After fighting horrific soul eating Daemons, alien bug-monsters and living shadows, the Kingmakers are getting mighty worn out by all …

Kingmaker Ep. 32: Obelisks & Omens

July 26, 2019

En-route to the dreaded Valley of the Dead in search of answers into their ongoing investigation of the lost colony, our brave heroes are scaling mountains and wandering through the wilds. But after meeting a particularly un…

Kingmaker Ep. 31: Specters & Spiders

July 22, 2019

A lonely log cabin, isolated in the middle of a mountain range, not far from the site of a mass disappearance. Anyone who's watched horror movies ever should know to be wary of some place like this. Thankfully, horror movies…

Kingmaker Ep. 30: Centaurs & Cinders

July 18, 2019

The Butler did it! Mystery solved! If only it was that easy. Our anxiety-ridden explorers search for answers in their ongoing investigation into the Varnhold Vanishing, armed with precious little knowledge, some shoddy testi…

Kingmaker Ep. 29: Spriggans & Screams

July 15, 2019

They say not to judge a book by its cover, but maybe they should also say not to judge a gnome by its height! Our heroes have come across a camp of ghastly Spriggans- grey skinned, hairless gnomes with a tendency to make mou…

Kingmaker Ep. 28: Villages & Vanishings

July 11, 2019

Knock knock! Anyone home? No? Huh. When a single house does this, it's a normal afternoon- the residents might be out having a picnic, going on a hike, practicing wizardry or something. But when a whole city has been complet…

Kingmaker Ep. 27: Dukes & Dire Wolves

July 8, 2019

Winter comes to the Duchy of Kilcela, a rising nation starting to gain fame around the Stolen Lands for its victories against the beasts and bandits which once plagued its lands. From the hilltop city of St. Gilmorg, to the …

Kingmaker Ep. 26: Tyrants & Titans

July 5, 2019

For months, the Barony of Kilcela, a newfound nation of heroes and adventurers alike, has been harassed by a shadow of itself- Kongerike, the Kingdom of Monsters. Lead by Hargulka, the Troll King, Kongerike has sent wolves t…