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Kingmaker Ep. 36: Liches & Lairs

Aug. 12, 2019

It all ends here. After weeks of investigating horrors and heresy, the Kingmakers have finally found themselves face to face with the culprit of all the misfortunes which have plagued Varnhold and its people. An ancient, beyond powerful foe has risen, and with occult power that dwarfs our heroes by…

Kingmaker Ep. 35: Crypts & Corpses

Aug. 5, 2019

Imagine your worst nightmare, and picture yourself facing it. Pretty bad, right? Now imagine that you not only have to take care of it yourself, but there's a spunky teen there, and you need to protect them too. Now you can imagine the kind of stress the Kingmakers are under! After rescuing a priso…

Kingmaker Ep. 34: Daemons & Doom

Aug. 2, 2019

Tombs. Standard adventure fodder. You go in, fight some skeletons, get the loot, leave and tell tale of your story. But this one feels... different. Our heroes must delve into the tomb hidden in a tall rock formation hidden deep in the mountains on the trail of the populace of the entire vanished …

Kingmaker Ep. 33: Tengus & Tombs

July 29, 2019

They say that there's no place like home, and you know what? Whoever said that was right. After fighting horrific soul eating Daemons, alien bug-monsters and living shadows, the Kingmakers are getting mighty worn out by all this terror and torture. Now as the snow of winter starts to come down and …

Kingmaker Ep. 32: Obelisks & Omens

July 26, 2019

En-route to the dreaded Valley of the Dead in search of answers into their ongoing investigation of the lost colony, our brave heroes are scaling mountains and wandering through the wilds. But after meeting a particularly unusual, plane-hopping ally in Zzamas the Phase Spider, an enormous arachnid …

Kingmaker Ep. 31: Specters & Spiders

July 22, 2019

A lonely log cabin, isolated in the middle of a mountain range, not far from the site of a mass disappearance. Anyone who's watched horror movies ever should know to be wary of some place like this. Thankfully, horror movies weren't around in Fantasy Times! Yeehaw! The Kingmakers have encountered a…

Kingmaker Ep. 30: Centaurs & Cinders

July 18, 2019

The Butler did it! Mystery solved! If only it was that easy. Our anxiety-ridden explorers search for answers in their ongoing investigation into the Varnhold Vanishing, armed with precious little knowledge, some shoddy testimony from unreliable faerie sources and an awful nightmare- not exactly the…

Kingmaker Ep. 29: Spriggans & Screams

July 15, 2019

They say not to judge a book by its cover, but maybe they should also say not to judge a gnome by its height! Our heroes have come across a camp of ghastly Spriggans- grey skinned, hairless gnomes with a tendency to make mountains out of molehills- and switch their sizes up to match! Are these dece…

Kingmaker Ep. 28: Villages & Vanishings

July 11, 2019

Knock knock! Anyone home? No? Huh. When a single house does this, it's a normal afternoon- the residents might be out having a picnic, going on a hike, practicing wizardry or something. But when a whole city has been completely abandoned, with no sign of a struggle or even a hint of where they migh…

Kingmaker Ep. 27: Dukes & Dire Wolves

July 8, 2019

Winter comes to the Duchy of Kilcela, a rising nation starting to gain fame around the Stolen Lands for its victories against the beasts and bandits which once plagued its lands. From the hilltop city of St. Gilmorg, to the farming town of Fangberry and even the village of Monsters, Sootscale Hill,…

Kingmaker Ep. 26: Tyrants & Titans

July 5, 2019

For months, the Barony of Kilcela, a newfound nation of heroes and adventurers alike, has been harassed by a shadow of itself- Kongerike, the Kingdom of Monsters. Lead by Hargulka, the Troll King, Kongerike has sent wolves to hunt Kilcela's people, lizardfolk to kidnap its children and, most recent…

Kingmaker Ep. 25: Hermits & Hodags

July 1, 2019

My mother always told me to help older folks, that they'd lived long lives and deserved respect. What does she expect me to do when the old man we just met in the woods is not only shrieking and cackling as he tries gut us with a sword, but also commanding his terrifying cryptid bull-dinosaur-lion …

Kingmaker Ep. 24: Battles & Brutes

June 28, 2019

A hero's job is to fight evil with your allies. A group of mercenaries duel against a dragon to steal its hoard. Explorers fight off hungry undead as they explore uncharted crypts. But when you're up against two dozen giant trolls with a hunger for destruction... m-maybe it's time for a bigger grou…

Kingmaker Ep. 23: Cults & Cavalries

June 24, 2019

Do you ever see someone, and your heart just stops, and you know that this- this perfect being- this is what your whole life has been leading up to? All the pain, the anxiety, the stress of existing on this mortal plane, it was all worth it to meet this person? That's what it's like to look at a ho…

Kingmaker Ep. 22: Rage & Ruins

June 20, 2019

Sibling rivalries suck! But there really is a difference between your sister stealing your shirt and your brother rising from the dead to slay you for not burying you with his legendary sword. What a jerk, right? Get over it! You don't even need the sword anymore! Why not allow some daring adventur…

Kingmaker Ep. 21: Moms & Monsters

June 17, 2019

There are several truths in this world. When something goes up, it must come down. Everything that has a beginning also has an end. When your mom says she wants to do something, you must do so. Well, okay, the last one isn't necessarily universally applicable, but in the case of one of our dear her…

Kingmaker Ep. 20: Worgs & Warrents

June 13, 2019

Huff! Puff! Howl-Of-The-North-Wind, a monstrous talking wolf, has come to the kingdom of Kilcela, and he's lured its leaders into a trap! And if that weren't bad enough, he's apparently in kahoots with the evil Troll King from the South? But fear not- once our heroes slay this fearsome worg and his…

Kingmaker Ep. 19: Howls & Heroes

June 10, 2019

Daring quests. Heroic journeys. Brave adventures. All of these are great and all, but... on top of ruling your own kingdom, it can get kind of draining to keep doing all those things. Sometimes, you just need to relax! Whether it's going out visiting fancy shops or going for a drink and meeting up …