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Kingmaker Ep. 18: Reptiles & Revenge

June 3, 2019

For those in the adventuring business, there's two cardinal rules- don't split the party, and don't let your most powerful foes get away. But you know, mistakes can get made! So what if you accidentally let both happen at once? Quite a lot, apparently. On a mission to save a child from a tribe of l…

Kingmaker Ep. 17: Swamps & Spirits

May 27, 2019

One of the best things about ruling a kingdom is watching it bloom. Farms, towns, cities all rising up from nothing- pretty neat! But with every kingdom comes myths and legends, and when one myth seemingly comes true and startles the locals by snatching someone away... well, that's all sorts of spo…

Kingmaker Ep. 16: Farms & Faerie Dragons

May 20, 2019

When you're ruling your own kingdom, you need to keep an ear to the ground and listen to what the people have to say. For some kings, that means you must slay the dragon which plagues their village. Some queens must wage war against fiendish demons which stalk the night, hunting the citizens of the…

Kingmaker Ep. 15: Waltzes & Wickedness

May 13, 2019

In the dark, dark forest, there is a dark, dark castle- and a formidable foe who lives at the top tier of its tower! The fabled Green Lady is said to lurk among the ancient ruins of this Elven keep, spinning a web of mysterious plots and killing unicorns and stuff. But... wait, are we sure it's her…

Kingmaker Ep. 14: Quests & Quicklings

May 6, 2019

Deep in the woods, our heroes are solving problems, completing tasks and finishing quests upon quests upon quests- as adventurers are supposed to! But as they make their way deeper into the Narlmarches and discover an ancient ruin from a long forgotten era, they of course drop everything to explore…

Kingmaker Ep. 13: Trees & Travellers

April 29, 2019

Strange things are said to lurk in the woods... monsters, ruins... but more importantly, quests, and lots of them. Maybe that's why our heroes are finding themselves going deeper and deeper into the wild woods of the Narlmarches- on the hunt for adventure, they find more than they bargained for- mo…

Kingmaker Ep. 12: Kobolds & Kingdoms

April 22, 2019

One year has passed since the defeat of the villainous Bandit King, the Stag Lord, and in that time our heroes have raised their own barony from the brambles to rule. Towns, farms, mines- the Kingmakers are making their mark on history with their own Kingdom: Kilcela. But when strange rumours about…

Kingmaker Ep. 11: Stags & Skulls

April 15, 2019

Our fledgling heroes face their toughest challenge yet. Behind enemy lines, deep in the fortress of the brutal bandit king known as The Stag Lord, Alden, Ichor and Kaska must think fast if they want to save the wild Stolen Lands from a crusade of criminals destroying everything in their path. And i…

Kingmaker Ep. 10: Twists & Thickets

April 8, 2019

In the wild world of Golarion, heroes have many callings. Some go crusading against demons which pour into the world through cracks in the fabric of reality. Others fight for freedom, liberating their cities from the oppressive rule of diabolic empires. But here in the Stolen Lands? They go berry p…

Kingmaker Ep. 9: Wyrms & Wanderers

April 1, 2019

After days of searching through the craggy forests of the Narlmarches, our heroes have finally hunted down their quarry: Tatzylwyrms! Fighting the snake-like dragons at a ford deep in the woods, the party quickly realizes that the poisonous gasps of the Tatzylwyrms are more than enough to be a cred…

Kingmaker Ep. 8: Fables & Fey

March 25, 2019

Our explorers of the Stolen Lands are on the hunt: they're looking for the monstrous Tatzylwyrm, a snake-like dragon which is rumoured to lurk along the rivers of the Greenbelt! However, as per usual, stuff gets in the way- some tricksters toy with them, they tell each other their pasts, and become…

Kingmaker Ep. 7: Ales & Adventurers

March 18, 2019

So, a druid, a fighter and a bard walk into a temple, right? And there's a massive bear, yeah? Except it doesn't seem to really be a bear, and it's like, half covered in moss, and is maybe kinda some sort of monster? And then the barkeeper says "Why the long face!" Ha! Regardless, our heroes contin…

Kingmaker Ep. 6: Boggards & Beasts

March 11, 2019

Armed with new knowledge of their foes that make them look even more inept than before, our valiant travellers bide their time and venture into the woods in search of a secret lost temple, forgotten through the ages. However, as they make their way through the forests of the Greenbelt, they realize…

Kingmaker Ep. 5: Thieves & Tales

March 4, 2019

Our daring adventurers continue their exploration of the Stolen Lands, their goals shaken after the revelation that there's more to their little brigand busting journey than originally imagined. Putting off their initial plan, they try do a few decidedly less deadly quests while exploring the wilds…

Kingmaker Ep. 4: Castles & Companions

Feb. 25, 2019

After a busy day adventuring, our heroes of the wilds get ready to continue their quest, but come upon a few minor roadblocks which cause them to reconsider their plan of action. And by a few, I mean a single one. And by minor, I mean super major. And by reconsider their plan of action, I mean real…

Kingmaker Ep. 3: Mites & Mayhem

Feb. 18, 2019

Deep beneath a haggard old tree, our group of explorers, adventurers and a wolf have found an unlikely friend, and have promised to help him take back what's been stolen from his clan. But things aren't always what they seem, and sometimes, you just gotta fight your way through waves of bugs and ot…

Kingmaker Ep. 2: Caverns & Creeps

Feb. 11, 2019

Our heroes, Alden Felstad the Half-Orc Fighter, Ichor Eteocles the Human Bard and Kaska Tanavin the Half-Elf Druid (and Issorar the wolf!) start their journey through the Stolen Lands in search of some evil-doers they're hoping to tangle with. However, turns out finding where they went is a little …

Kingmaker Ep. 1: Brambles & Bandits

Feb. 4, 2019

Enter the Stolen Lands; an untamed wilderness thriving with brigands, beasts and worse. In desperate need of heroes, a call to adventure was put out- unfortunately, no heroes were available to respond, so we just settled for a handful of gay dorks. Join Dice Will Roll in their new campaign, a co…