All the old paintings on the tombs, they do the sand dance, don't you know? This joke doesn't work (oh whey oh) because it's more of a rainforest-style pyramid than an Egyptian one, and also I have no rhythm! The Wandering Three have finally found the legendary pyramid of Xhul-Khunder, and must searchj its twisting corridors and rooms to find the final Aeon Orb which the dead god left behind! Will our heroes be able to brave the jungle doom that awaits them; the mighty guardians, curious lore and deadly traps? Or will the truth that faces them and the history of the orbs that keep their island safe be enough to break them? Let's walk like a Xulgath and find out!
ENCOUNTER the deadly warriors of the ancient empire and struggle against their power! UNCOVER forgotten secrets, new and old, in the search of salvation! STAND before the single most world-changing foe that our heroes have EVER encountered!
All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... NO WAY ARE YOU SERIOUSLY... ONE OF THOSE GUYS..?
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Music by Will Savino, MusicD20
Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae
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Content Warnings: Themes of Genocide, references to slavery, references to body trauma,, A BABY BOY OHHHHH MY LITTLE BABY MAAAAAN, falling down stairs, arachnophobia, worms--- This episode is sponsored by · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support