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Adventurers Wanted! Will you take this journey with us? Nothing much happens in sleepy Otari, a town founded by a band of adventurers centuries ago. But when a strange light from beyond the Fogfen glows, three heroes are called to adventure to investigate. An elegant wizard... a sunny paladin... and a meek bard... who exactly put this group together? Is this the best we've got to offer? Maaaan. Well, it'll simply have to do. Join our heroes as they unwittingly journey into the Abomination Vaults...

Hark! Ruins full of gremlins await! When you want to be an adventurer, you need to start small. And if rats in the basement won't do it for you, what's better than some ugly, vengeful, extremely pissy fey who are phenomenally good at getting their asses kicked? Our brave dungeoneers explore the ruins of a lighthouse hidden deep in a swamp of all places, looking for the glowing light that's been winking on the edge of Otari. Who put it there? Was it these mitflits? Surely it was the mitflits! The...

What mysteries await us on Apprentice Isle? Our unnamed band of dungeoneers are getting into the swing of things now. Giant spiders, weird gremlins and spooky sinkholes? None of those are a match for these heroes! And yet the riddle of the ruins still perplexes them. What is this place? Why is there a giant lighthouse in the middle of a swamp? And who built it? With a little luck, some keen puzzle-solving and some nightmarishly tricky encounters, perhaps the jigsaw will start to put itself toget...

Meet the good people of Otari, and enjoy the Founder's Festival! Turns out, dungeon delving isn't all it's cracked up to be. You can get seriously exhausted by a day wrangling gremlins, maggots and dolls! So what's the reward for your hard work? A day of fun in the 500th Founder's Day Festival. Make yourself at home as we meet some of the stars of our heroes' hometown as we celebrate the 5th century of our little town. Play games, make conversation, and assume that this will be a light-hearted r...

The dead are rising! It's up to us to save the town! Oh boy, that's something you never wanna see. That right there? That's hordes of the undead. Major problem for a small town with very few defenses. See, these things, they're like if your grandad got up after dying, and had a hankering for human flesh. And see, the thing is, they're way more durable than a person, so it's gonna be a real pain to fight them... especially if they outnumber you 12 to 3. Now, normally, you'd want a professional cr...

Tell the tale of the Fogfen Few! The legends of the Abomination Vaults await! So, you saved your town from certain doom. Ain't that just swell? But there's a price that comes to fame, and it's that people now expect you to continue to save their lives from the horrors that crawl forth from the lighthouse. This is, clearly, less than ideal, unless you're some kind of big heroic adventuring type who LIKES saving the day. Oh, you are? Then that's just super! In that case, forget what I said! Hero, ...

BONES! BONES BONES! Get them rattling, everyone, it's bones the whole way down! Everyone loves skeletons, obviously. It's what seperates us from the molluscs. And we hate those guys. But what do we do when the skeletons are outside our body, and rattling at us? Furthermore, what do we do when those skeletons seem to be piloted by a weird glowing light that's dragging them along? The Fogfen Few are returning to the dungeon, ready to make their way to the next floor. What lies deeper in the darkne...

Deeper and deeper we go... into the darkness that awaits us..! Dungeons, traditionally, are pretty deep underground. Sure, that makes sense. But what do you do when you're in one that's quite as sprawling as this? Corridor after corridor, doorway after doorway... the dungeons below Otari stretch further than one can even begin to anticipate. And these halls aren't empty! Monsters lurk around every corner, spirits slink and mysteries await. Truly, this is the episode where Abomination Vaults beco...

Fend off the gruesome morlocks and rescue Otari's townfolk from certain doom!  Science fiction is incredible. Great minds like H.G. Wells, one of the greatest minds of all time, nodding sagely as he dares ask "what if people were like pugs?" The Fogfen Few battle against the subterranean threat of the morlocks, those gaunt and terrible once-humans that plague the darkness. Why are they here? What's their goal? Do they have preciouses to hide from us? Our heroes will have to ask these questions ...

The dreaded morlocks return! Battle 'em in the mountain of rubble!  The Fogfen Few are back in the clutches of the Great Evil morlocks! The torchlight flickers as these gangly monsters dart in the shadows, ready to cut our heroes down to size! But what are they doing here? What is their goal? Secrets upon secrets upon secrets await Alrik, Silk and Fiore as they step deeper and deeper into darknesss... and extinguish their torches in search of answers. Ropes get tied. Bread gets floated. Letters...

The party travels beneath Apprentice Island! What horrors lie in the den of the wizard? The Fogfen Few are assembling a puzzle, and none of the pieces fit together. Library cults? Mutant servants? Fleshwarping? The dungeon they find themselves in is a startlingly complex web of intrigue... and they need to start understanding it, and fast! Alrik, Silk and Fiore have a date with some answers... and maybe they'll find them beneath Apprentice Island, where they encountered the dreaded Mister Beak! ...

Our heroes spend some time in Otari... what secrets shall we learn about them today? It's not all swords and sorcery in the town of Otari. The Fogfen Few approach the end of their first week in the dungeons, having only scratched the surface of whatever lies below their town. But they can't just rush blindly into battle... sometimes, you need a little break! As Fiore, Silk and Alrik go through some of their daily lives, hints of their past will be revealed... all before they return to the Abomin...

Cannibal librarians lurk in the shadows! Will you survive the Cult of the Canker? The third floor of the dungeon is a maze of bookshelves, the stench of rotting flesh in the air. The Fogfen Few have quickly found themselves accosted by gruesome ghouls, demanding they donate their flesh to the grand Refleshening Ritual, and it's not sounding like it's gonna be a tooonne of fun. Maybe they had ought to consider it, though? Would cutting off your ear count as a charitable donation for tax reasons h...

Listen to what your heart yearns for, and reach out to love..! The dungeons are dark, but the sun is bright. The Fogfen Few take the weekend off after a series of harrowing affairs... and their time together sparks some long awaited conversations. Get ready to have extremely amorous experiences in ways you never thought feasible as our heroes take a calm, relaxing time off, and everything comes together rosy and cute. Don't worry about the content warnings, it's fine! Look! They're flirting! Pay...

Shadowy forces unite deep within the dungeon, and our heroes are in for hell! Back into the dark the Fogfen Few delve! Alrik, Silk and Fiore slip back into the Vaults after their weekend off in Otari, keen to find more clues to the mysteries of the Gauntlight. But they're quick to discover: the dungeon is alive, and when they're not here to play, it'll find other people to occupy it. Treacherous foes, dark cults and scary monsters lurk in the shadows, putting together a grim master plan. Will ou...

What happens when a god dies? Far, far away, a little nosoi psychopomp reads over a forgotten set of prophecies. Each has the same premise: this is what would happen to our world if one of its god dies. From hoardes of undead to terrible earthquakes, one must hope that none of them come true... right? Join Dice Will Roll on this special episode, where Derry reads the Godsrain Prophecy short stories by Erin Roberts and weaves together ten tales of deicide for you to shiver to. Bewaaaare! CONTENT ...

A grim evil rots under the Abomination Vaults... can our heroes smell the stench? The Cult of the Canker and it's grim ghouls patrol the library, performing profane rites in preparation of their so-called "Refleshening". As Fiore, Alrik and Silk sneak through the labyrinthine paths, seeking some way to best the wicked cannibal librarians. But between grumpy devils, ghostly sofas and ancient truths... it sure seems like they have their work cut out for them! Grip onto your torch, Fogfen Few... we...

The Fogfen Few spend some time exploring different avenues of healthcare, from magic to medicine. What secrets shall they uncover? The last few days of dungeoneering have been rough. Cult leaders, flesh statues, cannibalism and curses... can't we just recover for a moment? Our heroes take a pit stop in Otari before diving back into the dungeon to prepare to reach the next floor. What remains undiscovered in the Library? What motives have gone un-checked? What quests have been completed? Why are ...

There's plenty of ghosts down in the dungeon... and not all of them are dead. Dare ye journey deeper? The Fogfen Few have their work cut out for them! Even now as they wander the abandoned library, now devoid of cannibal librarians, it seems like there's danger around every corner... both past and present. As our heroes blow dust off the dark secrets of the past, their domino effect on the present becomes clear. Welcome to the Fourth Floor, boys... this one's a real doozy. Secrets get shared. Ga...

The monster returns to Otari in chains... but are chains enough to hold him? After a desperate battle, the Otari Werewolf has been shackled! The Fogfen Few return victorious to Otari, but... what are they to do with him now? What will the townsfolk do? And how, exactly, does one imprison a man that turns into an extraordinarily powerful beast once a month? As our brave adventurers grapple these questions, they must also go deeper into the dungeon once more... and uncover some very, very old secr...

The Fogfen Few have uncovered a very familiar, ghostly face, but danger awaits at every turn! How will they defeat the wretched will-o-wisps?! Our heroes definitely have their work cut out for them! In the tomb of a particularly chatty ancient adventurer, Alrik, Silk and Fiore will soon discover that malevolent balls of light aren't the only danger nearby. Doom stalk the halls of this dungeon, and traps lay in wait to strike. Maybe The Fogfen Few have bitten off more than they can chew today as ...

Out of the dungeon, our heroes face their most difficult tasks... romantic encounters! After a treacherous time in the vaults, the Fogfen Few reward themselves with a double-date. Rumours swirl and danger brews, but right now, all we need to think about is ourselves... and the lost relics of the Roseguard, without which we're doomed to allow a great evil to return! No pressure though. Prepare to stumble headfirst into even greater treachery as we walk into darkness... I hope you remembered to li...

The end of the floor is nigh! What horrors await the Fogfen Few in the final rooms? Undead, undead, undead! Crawling hands, skeletons, ghouls, we've seen it all! As our brave adventurers fight back against the darkness, it seems the battle is being won... but now, only the most vile foes remain. Torturers, kidnappers, giant ugly bugs... will Alrik, Silk and Fiore survive their plunge into the dunge? Or will the sinister evils awaiting them claim their souls... and their relics? Doors get shut. P...

Tremble before the wrath of Volluk Azinrae! The Fogfen Few have heard his name whispered throughout the dungeon. The Apprentice of the Mad Sorceress. The Master of Mister Beak. The Tormentor of Dear Sweet Borbo. The most villainous, vile elf to lurk through these floors. And now, at last, our heroes stand face to face with him... and his wretched secret! Will our heroes save the victims of the horrifying lord of the dungeon? Or are they next to become his undead minions? Clench your fist and sha...