February 13, 2024

Abomination Vaults Ep. 5: Graveyards & Gristle

The dead are rising! It's up to us to save the town! Oh boy, that's something you never wanna see. That right there? That's hordes of the undead. Major problem for a small town with very few defenses. See, these things, they'...

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The dead are rising! It's up to us to save the town!

Oh boy, that's something you never wanna see. That right there? That's hordes of the undead. Major problem for a small town with very few defenses. See, these things, they're like if your grandad got up after dying, and had a hankering for human flesh. And see, the thing is, they're way more durable than a person, so it's gonna be a real pain to fight them... especially if they outnumber you 12 to 3. Now, normally, you'd want a professional crew here to take care of it-- y'know, some adventurers with a good bit of stuff under their belt, but in this case, it looks like our dungeoneering heroes will have to deal with it themselves. It's cheaper than hiring someone to do it, but I tell you hwat, it's not as certain they'll succeed. So whaddya say? Should we leave them to it, come back in a few hours, see if they manage? Or do you reckon that'll damn them to a gruesome death? Well... I suppose there's only one way to find out!

Songs get played. Lights get shone. Names get given.

All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the planet, where we ask the Hard Questions like... is a voice changer a type of illusion spell?

CONTENT WARNINGS: The undead, zombies, undead-appropriate gore, crannial trauma, insects, beetles, mild arachnophobia, unsanitary, useless NPC combatants

Theme Song by Santiago “James Roach” Rodriguez

Music Provided by Will Savino of Borough Bound

Further Music provided by Epidemic Sound

Sound Effects provided by AmbientMixer

Even more sound effects provided by Syrinscape

Original Theme Song by Sim @TheSimulacrae

Art by RanaOhara

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