COME ONE, COME ALL, TO THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SPECTACLE ON THIS SIDE OF ABSALOM: MISTRESS DUSKLIGHT'S CELESTIAL MENAGERIE! We have a very special performance for you tonight: the Circus of Washed Up Wonder's Blundering Three have come to pay us a visit! They've slain celestial beauties, they've stolen from babies, they've even made a real mess of one of my favorite performers (Booo!), but the show has only JUST begun! That's right, Escadar: today, the Blundering Three face their doom in the Big Top as divine wonders unlike any their foul eyes have ever lain upon prepare to rip their sinful bodies limb from limb! A boorish, pretentious street sword! A freak-of-nature clown and his freak-of-nature familiar! And our dear Eriato Demonhag, ready to amaze us with her horrific defects once again! I reckon this lot could find a fine home in the sideshow here, eugh! But that's not our goal here tonight... our goal is to see them DIE! Grab your popcorn, and let's show these wastes what happens when you challenge the great and powerful Mistress Dusklight!
LAUGH at the pathetic swashbuckler's feeble attempts at heroism! MOCK the inept clown as they fight for their life against divine wonders of my own creation! SCHEME over the recapture of your wayward daughter and lock her up in the freakshow all over again!
All this and more in this episode of Dice Will Roll, the Gayest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet where we ask the Hard Questions like... why bother fight me, when you clearly don't stand a chance, Washed Up Wonders?!https://anchor.fm/app Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/dice-will-roll/support