# Dice Will Roll

> Welcome to Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions, like... Is it cannibalism to eat an awakened polymorphed chicken? Or is it socially okay to kiss a Goblin? What's the worst thing that could happen if we split the party? We're a group of four friends who team up every week …

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## Recent episodes

- [Abomination Vaults Retrospective](https://www.dicewillroll.com/abomination-vaults-retrospective/): published 2025-12-23

- [Abomination Vaults Ep. 75: Sunrises & Sojourns](https://www.dicewillroll.com/abomination-vaults-ep-75-sunrises-sojourns/): published 2025-12-16

- [Abomination  Vaults Ep. 74: Nightmares & Nothingness](https://www.dicewillroll.com/abomination-vaults-ep-74-nightmares-nothingness/): published 2025-12-10

- [Abomination Vaults Ep. 73: Rituals & Remains](https://www.dicewillroll.com/abomination-vaults-ep-73-rituals-remains/): published 2025-12-02

- [Abomination Vaults Ep. 72: Swamps & Spite](https://www.dicewillroll.com/abomination-vaults-ep-72-swamps-spite/): published 2025-11-25

- [Abomination Vaults Ep. 71: Memories & Misery](https://www.dicewillroll.com/abomination-vaults-ep-71-memories-misery/): published 2025-11-18

- [Abomination Vaults Ep. 70: Statues & Smog](https://www.dicewillroll.com/abomination-vaults-ep-70-statues-smog/): published 2025-11-11

- [Halloween Special 2025: Castles & Creeps](https://www.dicewillroll.com/halloween-special-2025-castles-creeps/): published 2025-10-28

- [Abomination Vaults Ep. 69: Friendship & Fearmongers](https://www.dicewillroll.com/abomination-vaults-ep-69-friendship-fearmongers/): published 2025-10-21

- [Abomination Vaults Ep. 68: Wisdom & Wings](https://www.dicewillroll.com/abomination-vaults-ep-68-wisdom-wings/): published 2025-10-14

- [Abomination Vaults Ep. 67: Owbs & Omens](https://www.dicewillroll.com/abomination-vaults-ep-67-owbs-omens/): published 2025-09-30

- [Abomination Vaults Ep. 66: Graveknights & Gloom](https://www.dicewillroll.com/abomination-vaults-ep-66-graveknights-gloom/): published 2025-09-23

- [Abomination Vaults Ep. 65: Temples & Trolls](https://www.dicewillroll.com/abomination-vaults-ep-65-temples-trolls/): published 2025-09-09

- [Abomination Vaults Ep. 64: Value & Vampyrs](https://www.dicewillroll.com/abomination-vaults-ep-64-value-vampyrs/): published 2025-09-02

- [Abomination Vaults Ep. 63: Rings & Riches](https://www.dicewillroll.com/abomination-vaults-ep-63-rings-riches/): published 2025-08-19

- [Abomination Vaults Ep. 62: Basilisks & Beauties](https://www.dicewillroll.com/abomination-vaults-ep-62-basilisks-beauties/): published 2025-08-12

- [Abomination Vaults Ep. 61: Siblings & Sepulchers](https://www.dicewillroll.com/abomination-vaults-ep-61-siblings-sepulchers/): published 2025-07-29

- [Abomination Vaults Ep. 60: Fashion & Fury](https://www.dicewillroll.com/abomination-vaults-ep-60-fashion-fury/): published 2025-07-22

- [Abomination Vaults Ep. 59: Battles & Bonesnappers](https://www.dicewillroll.com/abomination-vaults-ep-59-battles-bonesnappers/): published 2025-07-16

- [Abomination Vaults Ep. 58: Roses & Ravagers](https://www.dicewillroll.com/abomination-vaults-ep-58-roses-ravagers/): published 2025-07-01

- [Oops! Ep. 57 didn't upload right! Go back!](https://www.dicewillroll.com/oops-ep-57-didnt-upload-right-go-back/): published 2025-06-25

- [Abomination Vaults Ep. 57: Goliaths & Gnomes](https://www.dicewillroll.com/abomination-vaults-ep-57-goliaths-gnomes/): published 2025-06-24

- [Abomination Vaults Ep. 56: Depths & Daemons](https://www.dicewillroll.com/abomination-vaults-ep-56-depths-daemons/): published 2025-06-17

- [Abomination Vaults Ep. 55: Elves & Enigmas](https://www.dicewillroll.com/abomination-vaults-ep-55-elves-enigmas/): published 2025-06-12

- [Abomination Vaults Ep. 54: Shivers & Shopkeeps](https://www.dicewillroll.com/abomination-vaults-ep-54-shivers-shopkeeps/): published 2025-06-04

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